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FS Player Name: toffer00
Helped: 2 times
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Joined: 08 Oct 2012
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Location: Germany
Level: 26
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Posted: 2013-06-22, 23:31   

Boom Boom
Enjoy life. This is not a dress rehearsal

Last edited by Toffer00 on 2013-06-23, 09:13; edited 1 time in total  
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FS Player Name: timo200a
Age: 42
Joined: 13 Sep 2012
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Location: Egypt
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Posted: 2013-06-23, 02:17   

Lol toffee .. u sick mind :-P

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FS Player Name: Mariusz
Helped: 7 times
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Joined: 28 Jul 2012
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Location: Cologne, Germany
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Posted: 2013-07-04, 03:18   

What was the most intelligent part in a woman ever???
- Einsteins dick!!! :-D

Whats the best about fucking a homeless woman???
- You dont need to drive her home after :-D

[ Added: 2013-07-05, 14:19 ]
A father and his son are out for fishing. The son asks: Dad can i try it too?
The father answers: Well son, is your dick long enough to reach your asshole?
Son: No dad, its not. Well then you cant try it son, answers the dad.
After it they go for hunting. The son asks again: Dad can i try it too?
Again the dad asks: Son is your dick long enough to reach your asshole now?
The son answers: No dad its still not. Well, says the dad, then you still cant try it.
After that the dad sees that his son is angry so he goes to buy him a lotterie coupon and promises that he can keep the whole money if he wins.
At the evening they watching the lotterie at the tv and the son wins the jackpot. The dad is so happy and asks: My son will you share a bit of your winning with your loving dad?
The son asks: Is your dick long enough to reach your asshole, dad? Of course, answers the dad.
The son says: THEN GO AND FUCK YOURSELF!!!!!
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